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When I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?

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(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Overhead by not by me...
I was wing man for a friend on date with two Singaporean girls. After 20 mins in the queue at the door and another 20 mins queuing at the bar, we finally got a table and were sitting down and enjoying cocktails.

My friend's date's drink had a maraschino cherry on a stick. She finished the drink but obviously didn't want the cherry. So she holds it proudly aloft and asks in a loud voice "Who wants my cherry?"

My friend and I try desperately but poorly to stifle our laughter. Everyone around hears and two tables next to us burst out laughing. Our dates are clueless as to what has just happened and the girl who made the offer is getting progressively more angry at why everyone is laughing at her.

Being a good wing man (and because my mate isn't helping out his girl), I explain that she just offered her virginity. And then I'M the one who gets in trouble! She wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the night!

My mate ended up marrying the friend after all that, too. Oh well.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:25, 3 replies)
WTF is a wing man?
Do you keep the Maxi Pads?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:30, closed)

(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:12, closed)

Love it
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 17:02, closed)

So he got the cherry?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:47, closed)
He'd had that particular cherry many times before that night!
She was such a good muslim girl...
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:11, closed)
really are fucking clueless, lah.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 21:20, closed)

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