my loud neighbours
One night I noticed the familiar sound of a bed bouncing.

Being the typical good neighbour, I turned the TV off, and walked around my bedroom to find the best source of the sound so i could listen better. (the neighbour lives above)

The noise gets louder, then she begins to shout, YES YES YES!

then it stopped.

Then there was some mumbling.

Then they began again. then all of a sudden

" STOP STOP OW OW OW OWWWWW STOP OWWWWWWW"

then hurried footsteps to what i can only presume is their ensuite (mirroring my apartment)

Then the shower being turned on

Then hurried footsteps back..

then into bed to a loud bouncy bed finish.




i think she either pooped the bed doing anal. or she was just too hot.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:05, 10 replies)

Most likely he talked her into trying anal, she didn't like it, so he went and scrubbed it off so he could finish without giving her an infection. Done that one myself.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:22, closed)

what scrubed of or given the infection ?

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:36, closed)

no...
tried anal..





.... on himself.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:46, closed)

You dirty bugger.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:46, closed)

No, a CLEAN bugger. Hence the scrubbing off in the shower.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:02, closed)

It could have been a game of Jenga that went wrong...
...the "yes, yes" being her natural emotions at the prospect of winning, the "ows" when the blocks fell upon her when she withdrew a segment which she believed was 'withdrawable', then the showering to wash off the drawn blood...

Erm, possibly..?
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:10, closed)

I like your train of thought.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:47, closed)

LOL surprise buttJenga

( .Yeti., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:51, closed)

pull a piece out without drawing blood

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:15, closed)

Come on, now.
I'm not the sort of person who puts a square peg into a round hole.
( .Yeti., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:31, closed)