Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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don't send it.You won't have to deal with any of it if you don't send it. Just leave the book on a shelf.
When you go to bed at night you can close your eyes and make up whatever response you might get and you'll be able to *control* the reactions to your book. You could do that for years! You could even write another book, so you can dream about two at the same time! And then another... and another...
Then, when you die, your children can send the book in for you. Unless they take after you and are too chicken.
Right?
Right!
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emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:24,
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