A fun game to play
if you've got a few spare minutes.

This works best with cute and idealistic-looking young ladies.

Stop and listen to the fucking chuggers. Agree that their cause is worthwhile. Nod and smile throughout their "genuine" and "heartfelt" description of the charity in question, and thank them for opening your eyes to the plight of whatever they're blathering on about.

Finally, they will ask for your credit card details to set up a direct debit. Look them in the eye and say "I'm sorry, but I can't possibly sign up." Because they are a bunch of fucknuts, they will inevitably refuse to accept a simple no and will demand you explain yourself. At this point, you can grin brightly and say "Well, it's probably because I'm a cunt."

The look on their little faces is priceless.

An alternative is to explain that all your disposable income is going to the most pointless charity you can imagine. When mixing it up like this, I like to tell them that I help to fund the Cheshunt Wasp Hospital.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:39, Reply)