Christ, where to start...
I could fill this entire QOTW with my own bitter rantings, but a few that spring to mind

1. Internet retards who can't spell. It's not fucking difficult. And anyone who types 'lol', 'rofl', 'ftw' etc etc should be shot in the face for the good of humanity

2. Adverts. I just hate them. I AM NOT BUYING YOUR CUNTING PRODUCTS

3. Tesco at the end of my road. They have organic lark's tongues, but no milk, eggs, bread etc. Cunts. In fact Tesco full stop. They are evil.

4. Ben Affleck. You are an actor. SO ACT MOTHERFUCKER. Why are you paid millions to do what a dribbling stroke victim could do more effectively

5. The Daily Mail. And everyone who reads it. I hope you all die

6. Anyone who likes happy house, funky uplifting house, hardcore, gabba etc etc. Look if you need to take 5 pills and 2 grams of ketamine to enjoy the music, doesn't that tell you something?

7. James Blunt

8. Cunts who buy up tickets for gigs before fans have a chance to get any, and then flog them on ebay.

9. Violence of any kind. Unless it is in a film/TV show/video game

10. Footballers/football. The over paid spoilt thick as pigshit players, the fans, the violence, the hype. FUCK OFF
(ginger ninja, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:45, 7 replies)

I use LOL a lot
But I am being ironic, ROFFLE
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:46, closed)

I used to hate James Blunt
Then I saw him on Top Gear

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWb0woGFBFc

Seemed like a top bloke and enjoyed taking the piss out of himself :)
( Weetobix, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:56, closed)

2. Adverts. I just hate them. I AM NOT BUYING YOUR CUNTING PRODUCTS
100 % agree. I have gone so anti advert i do not watch commercial channels live anymore and get everything from seedpeer.com (lost , helss kitchen). Thankfully I have all the BBC here in Holland.
(amsterdam_neild, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:12, closed)

5. The Daily Mail. And everyone who reads it. I hope you all die
100 % agree again !

Why would one pay money for that paper. It is worse than the sun and mirror for gos's sake. Shame on anyone who reads it and yes I hope they all die also, hopefully in a gardening incident with water, mower and a gnome involved.

Daily mail = cunts
(amsterdam_neild, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:14, closed)

People who can't type like me.
I'm so sorry :-)
(amsterdam_neild, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:15, closed)

Oh yes, adverts
I have not watched an advert on TV for a good decade or so. I make it a point that:

A) If I'm channel hopping, and decide to stop on a channel for the sake of a programme that I'm mildly interested in - but then it cuts to a break, I will immediately stop watching that channel. If the TV executives aren't interested in me watching their programming, then I am certainly not interested either.
If commercial channels need to make money, they may do so by advertising BETWEEN different programmes: not by interrupting one in the middle.

B) If there's a programme I really, really want to watch - so much so that I have planned to watch it, and am not just channel hopping - and adverts come on, then I make a point of leaving the room, or switching to another channel for a few minutes. I resolutely refuse to have my brain bombarded by these moronic messages. If I want a product, I will research it on the Internet and then go and buy it: I won't have my mind swayed - consciously or subconsciously - by brain-dead idiots talking in hyped-up excitement about everyday products and services.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:47, closed)

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Is that Lark's Tongues in Aspic?

Sorry, just felt a King Crimson reference was a good way to start the afternoon.
(pacman_40 Pocket Kleenex: for the wanker on the go, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:06, closed)