`Celebrities'
Vernon Kaye, Pete Docherty, Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse and Russell Brand.

The mere mention of any of the above has me wincing and boiling with an irrational inner rage.

Especially Russell Brand. I went to the same school as him, you see. He was two years younger than me. Which means I had THREE FRIGGING YEARS to punch him in the face, but never did so on account of him being an unfamous unfunny little twunt. As opposed to now - a famous unfunny bigger twunt.

`Oh, but you're jealous!' people will invariably cry.

No.

He's just a cock.
(Audax Victor, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:01, 2 replies)

I'm with Rachelswipe on this one.
As wrong and as shameful as I know it is, I actually find the man attractive. I think it's the long, rambling monologues about nothing using lots of flowery words.

I also like Bill Bailey and kittins so it's not all bad.
( Maladicta, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:15, closed)

he's good in that there Sarah thingy film
I previously wouldn't have given him the time of day, but am now starting to like him a bit.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 8 May 2008, 9:37, closed)