Doctors - specifically, GPs
"So, what seems to be the problem? Ah... Yes ... I see. Uh-huh. Yes... And what do you think is wrong?"

"I don't fucking know. I didn't soak up many years of a medical degree in order to find out. What the fucking fuck do you think is wrong you simpering clot?"
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how are you
My GP, has the mildly irritating habit of saying "hello, how are you" when I visit.

I don't know whether he's asking me as a standard pleasantry (response: not too bad, thanks, but my chalfonts are giving me gyp.) or my doctor (response: My arse hurts).
(Rastus P Watermelon, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:03, closed)

Even worse-
-going to a psychiatrist with a list of symptoms and having them ask what medication you think you want.

Ummmm... isn't that why we're here to see YOU? For you to tell us what meds to take?

Goddam quack.

(No, it wasn't me this happened to, but I was there.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 2 May 2008, 21:05, closed)