incon-fucking-siderate cunting twats who put my sons life at risk cos' they can't be bothered to walk TEN FUCKING FEET!
I am a proud father of a three and a half year old son. (and it is the best feckin' thing I ever did in my life; just great! - if you are thinking about it, well - i'd recommend it wholeheartedly)

So; we drop off the Urchin at nursery; they are on a right hand turn and there is just a HUGE amount of pavement to pull up on and extract offspring from car to walk the massive ten foot to the door.

You walk through a gate to get to the door of the kindergarten - and here is the problem; even though there is enough fecking room on the pavement to park an entire years worth of output from every car factory in China some arrogant-BMW-driving CUNTS are so FUCKING lazy that they have to drive through the gate...

... the gate that I have to walk through with my son walking besides me.

This absolutely drives me to distraction; why on Gods good green earth do they have to drive through a narrow little gate in order to be 20 millimeters nearer to where they have to go?

And when they are there they have to do a fucking 97 point turn to get back out again! - each time missing the door through which I emerge with Beloved Offspring by the distance of a gnats shaved chuff-hair!

ARGH! Obnoxious, arrogant cunting middle class BMW driving FUCKTARDS!!!!!

And yes - I do feel better for letting that out of my system. What's that you say? - a spliff?! - oh go on then - mine's a large one....
(brumguvnor www.twitter.com/brumguvnor, Fri 2 May 2008, 22:26, Reply)