Seething Quietly...
People who say "Cheer up love, it might never happen". Firstly, my mood has no bearing on your life, so fuck off. Secondly, if I'm looking upset/sad, IT HAS HAPPENED, so again, fuck off.

People that think taking their entire brood of screaming, snotty kids to Primark on a Saturday is a good family day out. It's not. It just makes people want to kill them. Doubly so if they, and said unhygenic brood are enourmously fat.

Small, yappy, pointless dogs. If dogs are descended from wolves, what is the point in making evolution go backwards? Yes, at some point in history these dogs had a purpose (be it food, ratting etc.) but not any more. Do not buy one just because you don't want to have to walk it. Get a cat instead!

And finally, the CUNT who's sitting on MY doorstep, under MY bedroom window, smoking a cigarette. I don't smoke, I've never smoked (generally, I have no problems with people who smoke), and I really, REALLY, don't want MY room stinking of his cancer sticks. FUCK OFF YOU TWAT.
(sarcasticgirl, Sat 3 May 2008, 15:38, 4 replies)

For the 'cheer up love' bit
YES, YES A TRILLION TIMES YES! We're not in the war times, we're not DREADING a bombing, we're not a generally sulky nation SO FUCK THE FUCK OFF!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 3 May 2008, 15:49, closed)

Why not
dump a pitcher of water out of your bedroom window?

Perfect revenge, and it'd put the cigarette out as well.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sat 3 May 2008, 22:41, closed)

Revenge...
Wombat, I save the pints of water for the kids at school who smoke under the staff room window during lesson time. As do the rest of the staff on a regular basi. You'd think the kids'd have learned to smoke elsewhere, but apparently, they really ARE that stupid...
(sarcasticgirl, Sat 3 May 2008, 23:45, closed)

Kettle, pour out of window.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 4 May 2008, 2:38, closed)