Where to start..........? Deep breath.........
Men's toilets in pubs - why does some wanker always think it a good idea to kick the lock off the cubicle door/smash the seat off/piss all over the seat? Bastards.

People who drink coffee on the way to work - save money (and your high street) by getting up half an hour earlier and making in the comfort of your own home.

Smug I.T. workers - don't sneer at me if I'm not a computer expert. You must have to rely on someone qualified in a different field to you (Doctor, dentist, etc.)

Those little charmers who insist on entertaining everyone nearby with the music blasting tinnily out of their mobile phones (or as they're known in 'Viz': "Rat Boy Slim")

People who demand the right to take their babies/young children into pubs and then ignore them when they scream the place down. As a childless 40 year old bloke, shouldn't I be allowed a sanctuary from this?

Cyclists - I cycle, but those riding on the footpath piss me off, as do those clumps of cycling club members who, generally on a weekend, refuse to travel in single file, even on twisty country roads.

Must stop - blood pressure rising - vein throbbing in head.......
(wobbegong69 has been soaring................, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:26, 2 replies)

Kids in pubs
I'm with you on that one. Went to the pub after work today and we had a 2 year old crawling all over our table while his chavvy parents/grandparents (was not sure which was which) ignored him and got pissed instead.
(kendo saggy knackers, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:30, closed)

And here are the answers to your thoughts...
1. Because they were drunk so it seemed like a good idea at the time.

2. No shit! Or get a coffee maker that has a timer, set it the night before, then all the time you have to spend in the morning is in the pouring. jeez.

3. Exactly. It would be nice if they were a bit less condecending.

4. Because they are deaf. Too many years of blaring music directly to the ear. Oh, and they have bad taste. And they are cunts.

5. WTF is wrong with a person to make them think it is a good idea to take children to a bar? You're there to drink, how did you plan to fit in, oh I don't know, actually watching your kids? Hire a babysitter FFS.

6. I thought riding in single file was not just common courtesy, but the law. *shrug* And use the bike path...it's not just there to look pretty.

Now, why don't you go have a nice lie down?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 8 May 2008, 4:17, closed)