Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Privatised Dole OfficesOne of my clients is doing the government's dirty work and trying to get dole scroungers into work.
They have to log all the "Client"'s "Barriers To Employment" - so quess what the initial options where? "Lazy" , "Scouser" and "Smelly Tramp"
Length - not quite as long as HMG New Speak Dictionary
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 11:54, Reply)
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