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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Singing in the sick...
This fat mole/wart faced street singing man used to frequent MVC where I used to work. He always smelt of sick to the point where we used to battle to get out of the till area to pretend to restock before this fucker got to paying for his stuff. He came in once with a nice suit on except there was a bib O sick down the front - weirdly enough this guy spent £65,000 in two years on CDs and DVDs... As for me - Im not sure if I smell, my mum and dad tell me I smell like cat piss...
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 15:31, Reply)

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