Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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MartinNoticed a few of the stinkers mentioned are called Martin, I have my own tale to tell about a stinky Martin.
Martin had Whiskers that would of made a walrus proud, What looked like green fungus growing at the top of his teeth n around his gums and a almighty sweaty smell that was unbearable.
Martin just appeared at school one day in year 10, for those interested the school was in Stevenage, and it wasnt one of the good ones.
My first encounter with Martin was as we were Qing up outside for drama. I was walking across the yard towards the drama block and i became aware of a rather strong smell and it stunk.
Martin was stood with my friends and our first encounter went something like this:
Me: What the fuck is that smell
Friends: Shut up Clunge
M: Can u not smell it?
F: Shut it
M: Christ thats bad, it seems to be coming from new boy.
F: Dont be a twat, leave him alone.
Fuck me, a week later they were all ripping the piss out of him calling him all sorts of really crude smell related names and throwing deoderant cans at him, hypocritcal bastards.
Shit story i know but iv been awake for 28 hrs now due too some rather good base and i needed something to do.
Length? A side effect is severe shrinkage!
(, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:54, Reply)
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