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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Stanky mouthed bastard
I'm a student and have to catch the fudging bus every morning...pretty much. I remember the time i was on the bus with a friend, coming back from town. We're just sitting there chatting when all of a sudden, on staggers this weird looking cnut who sits infront of us, but we think nothing of it. A few minutes pass and some lads behind us were laughing, and the one shouted something to the fruitcake in front. He turns round and says something back and the smell was so overpowering. It was like he'd been doing drugs ever since he was born...revolting smell.

Another one on the bus, and this loud assed family gets on the bus. You know when you see a woman with a pram and think "Who the funk would get that pregnant?" then see the bloke and go "Oh right..."? Yeh,one of them...So yeh,i still don't get this one. I don't think it was anything to do with breath,i'm not sure. All i remember, is every 2 minutes or so, it smelt like someone was cooking poo. I didn't understand...they had a few toddlers,but no oven. One of the worst smells i've ever encountered....
(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 17:15, Reply)

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