You Sex Me, I Love You, Yes?
My fiance's cat Cricket only recently started coming into season regularly as she was the runt of the litter and took a while to get going.

However, the last time she came into season I happened to be visiting and she decided that I was to be her concubine.

Cue three days of her following me around the house, yowling and snorting in what she presumed was a seductive fashion, and every time I turned around to tell her to fuck off she stuck her bum out at me and gazed provocatively at me over her shoulder.

There's something distinctly unsettling about having a cat beg you for sex.

Oh, and her fat ginger unrelated brother Hamlet will walk into empty pillowcases if you hold them in front of him - much fun to be had with Cat Trapped In Pillowcase Trying To Get Out games. And we once put a sock on his head. THAT was funny. And he also likes standing on the edge of the bathroom sink staring down the plughole hyptonised by the Zen-like question of where the drips go.
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 0:55, Reply)