Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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Service Station TillsWhilst young and stupid my friend and I would amuse ourselves on the ancient tills we used at a certain BP Service Station.
We quickly discovered how to change the names of any product, having been given the access key by a painfully naive manager (who never made the same mistake again).
We renamed loads of everyday items, sniggering as they flashed up on the tillpoint in front of bemused customers.
Looking back, they weren't all that funny, but a few I remember converting are:
Beef and Onion Crisps - "Bunions"
Salted Peanuts - "Salty Nuts"
Sanitary Towels - "Jam Rags" (please forgive me)
Cigarettes - "Bifters"
...and my personal favourite...
Milk - "Cow Juice"
And that loud pop you hear is the destruction of my b3ta virginity.
(, Wed 4 May 2005, 16:38, Reply)
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