PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Paper towels.Not all of them.
Just the ones we had back in primary school.
They were this sort of deep turquoise and mnghghrrfffrfghghh....
Thinking about them puts a shiver down my spine and makes my mouth sort of spasm, suck it self inward and make strange noises as illustrated above.
Awful business. They were like a dry flannel but really thin and a bit more papery.
And now that I've started thinking about them I can't stop.
Mrnngfghhgfnnff.
I imagine that Satan wipes his bum with them.
(, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 11:02, 2 replies)
tracing paperDid you have the toilet paper that was basically tracing paper? That stuff was evil. It didn't absorb, but just slipped across your arse.
Hurrah for school in the 80s.
Kids these days, Charmin all the way.
Bastards.
(, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 11:47, closed)
*Shudder*I hated that stuff, we had to use it in the science lab to dry our hands after pissing about with acid.
The texture used to make me shake like a vibrator with Parkinsons.
(, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 13:59, closed)
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