Another! Now rats!
Oh, yes, I had forgotten!

When I was a kid it was commonly believed as the truth amongst the girls in my school that rats could eat your ear during your sleep and you wouldn't notice until the morning, when you see yourself in the mirror, bleeding and without ear.

The idea was that these rats would blow in your ear, keeping it cold and making it insensitive.

I believed it for a long, long time. I still have my problems to sleep if I think there might be rats around.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:10, 4 replies)

The girls at your school...
... don't sound as though they were too smart...

...though the one about mice eating your toes while you sleep is 100% true.

I slip their little mouse-anuses over your toes and let their anasthetic rectal lubricant seep into your skin.. by the time they get off again, you can't feel your toes at all...

The other anal fetish-mice then go at it, chowing down on the fleshy toes, leaving only toenail and bone.

No... really.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:14, closed)

mmmm
I think I even remember the story of one of my friend's friend waking up without ear. Terrifying!!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:21, closed)

.
did it magically "grow back" =)

"She turned me into a NEWT!!... well.. I got better"
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:41, closed)

Well
We discuss a lot about the problem, and came to the conclussion that a very good doctor had replaced it with a plastic one. You couldn't tell the difference.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:49, closed)