PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Oh My GodJust remembered this...
I have a pet tortoise whom i love with all my heart. Bruce is a little boy of only 2 years and so hasn't...ahem...developed 'organs' of the sexual kind.
Someone showed me this...Warning...NSFW or for tortoises
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jA7m7QEo2s
I now have a fear of my tortoise hitting puberty!
Pass the mind bleach please....
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:50, 15 replies)
^agreedyeeeuuuck
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I've wanted a tortoise for a wee whileHowever my mister says I shall not have one.
You have now cured me.
I'm sure he will want me to thank you for him.
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:36,
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..I'm not sure whats worse...the huge sucker of a penis or the gasping sounds,
It haunts my dreams....
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Why Why Why??Did I watch this? My eyes! MY EYYYYEESSS!!
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What the fuck have I just seen???Is that it's dick? I mean really what the fuck is that? It's a mollusc isn't it? Jeesus-titty-fucking-christ!!
I didn't like that!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:35,
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One dayI´ll tell you about my little Pizzi, who, poor thingy, had an illness that make him develop more than normal. Oh, I was so scared!
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oh my goodness!that's all i can muster after seeing that...
clicky click click xxx
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:18,
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aaaaaagggggghhhhhhh the horror!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaggggghhhh why must you show me thing I will never unsee!
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What the...Why is it so huge?! And why's it have that strange... disk thing at the end? Oh my God.
I have tortoises (mature ones) and haven't seen anything like that. Is it only when they get excited?
Good lord. Nature is really freaky sometimes.
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...I hear that the suckery-horrible-thing on the end is to stop the lady torts from walking away once inside...*sets self on fire*
Natures beautiful...eh?
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I am torn between:Laughing like a maniac
Crying like a nutbag
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:20,
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ä-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSweet baby jesus I just shat myself laughing...
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07,
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mind bleach indeedI'm thoroughly traumatised
the smily gaping mouth is oh so wrong
bleurgh
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:55,
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I think I dated him once.(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:14,
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