A remastered pea, but relevent, I hope:
I grew up in Midsomer Norton, Somerset. Sitting outside one of the pubs and nursing a pint or two with a friend one summer's afternoon, some girls that knew my mate came over to chat to him. I said something conversational; I can't remember what, but I'm pretty sure it contained a polysyllable or something, for, with a look that would have me still burning to this day, one of the girls looked me up and down and said in the most spiteful, accusatory manner I have ever heard, "Urr yew intelligent or summat?!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:29, 5 replies)

Such people
can't see beyond the end of their nose and see education as a bit creepy and scary. I strive to improve myself, I'm studying with the OU (which I should've done years ago), working on a dotcom venture, helping my kids get the grades they need to get onto the Uni courses they want and by the time I turn 40 I want to have driven around New Zealand in a motorhome.

Some of the people I know in my neighbourhood have absolutely zero ambition at all and the only thing they look forward to is buying a couple of scratchcards once a week.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:07, closed)

I ain't no geenyous or nuffink
But I remember my sister saying to me once, 'You think too much.' I thought: how can a person think too much, and how can she be sure she doesn't think enough?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:55, closed)

An awesome comeback to a similar question
FOAF, so may contain lies:

Chavscum to FOAF: "You swallerd a fukken dictionary?"

FOAF to chavscum: "Better than swallowing cocks like you".
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:20, closed)

Midsomer?
As in Murders?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:01, closed)

*yawn*
Yes as in murders.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:48, closed)