Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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My mum is addicted to the shopping channel.In recent years we have endured presents which have included 'Kevlar Oven Gloves' - handy if you get ambushed by the SAS whilst making a casserole.
*SHITE*
'Jumbo Pack of Paint Brushes' - three hundred brushes which shed ALL of their bristles if you so much as open a colour swatch in the same building.
*SHITE*
'Electric Potato Peeler' - why do they even fucking make things like this?
*SHITE* *SHITE* *SHITE*.
/Calm.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 14:03,
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