Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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Snobby relatives.I have some of the snobbiest aunts and uncles you could ever hope to meet. Their children are brats, their houses are huge and their cars are fast.
Usually they just slipped a fiver inside a cheap Christmas card but one year they wanted a change of pace.
They gave me a cardboard cracker with chocolate coins inside. The coins smelled like bleach so I had to toss them. I think I scratched myself with the cardboard cracker too.
They didn't get a thank you note that year.
(, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 12:23, Reply)
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