ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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I've considered it for some quick cash having seen a friend do it....but no. I smoke weed, so no. Even if I decided to give up then they could find traces on my stuff in the airport. And I know how much they research backgrounds and monitor your internet. You have to watch you say in friendly conversations with passing strangers. The place sounds stifling not only in the meterological sense. Plus you have to look the part for Dubai and I never seem to look the part.. that place scares the likes of me - my old mate's tales of life over there really opened my eyes to the strange possibilities of collective human nature.. and mostly to the worst side. Then.. of course Britain is becoming a bit of a darkly surreal nation itself these days. Gordon Brown is so much of a cartoon character I'm wondering if I'll evaporate into the background with the sound of comical bassoons and techni-colour mouse laughter and then float into the credits. The world is weird. And I am rather pissed.
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thats a lot of bullshit someones been feeding youclean clothes and not looking like bob marley will see you whisked through customs no bother
no one checks your background, you can say what ever you like to passing strangers - just dont call anyone a cunt or give them the finger and your fine
its wise to look the part going through customs as i say but beyond
you'll need a blood test to get a visa - they check for aid's hiv, hep. thats it.
if your gay - just be reasonably discreet. there is a scene here though.
there is also:
all year round sunshine
no tax
no chavs
no knife crime
no fucker telling you not to smoke or make phonecalls in you car or any other nanny state bullshit
sure its a hassle getting somethings done and they love bureaucracy but its a refreshing change from the drudgery of the UK
there are also TONS of the most beautiful exotic women i have ever clapped eyes on
and you can smoke shisha mate - gets you absolutely BONGOED
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 5:34,
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