Not too shabby for an 18 year old
On a pier/jetty type thing in the middle of the afternoon.
Under a bandstand, with a man looking on in the same afternoon. In my defence, I didn't know he was looking on at the time.

In a field. Full of nettles and thistles. I was fine, but she had many a small prick in her backside, if you'll excuse the tedious pun. From experience, running away from a stereotypical looking farmer, pitchfork included, with your jeans around your kneecaps is not as easy as it looks. Like in that episode of The Simpsons, I was expecting a serious ass-forkin'.

Two sessions of some oral lovin' against a derelict shed in the corner of a park. Caught once. By a local drunk. Was heartily cheered on by local drunk.

On New Years Eve, up against a wall, in the wrong hole with the ex-ladyfriend. Someone shook my hand during. It's probably the closest i'll ever get to having a threesome.
(KneelDiamond, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:32, 1 reply)

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Excellent.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:27, closed)