PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Before I get back to doing the essay...A man walks into a bar with a salmon under his arm, he asks the barman if they do food.
"Yes mate" he replies.
"I'll have a fishcake then please."
"Sorry pal, we don't do fishcakes."
"That's a shame" Says the fella, "It's his birthday."
And that, Ladies and Gentleman, is my favourite joke ever.
/coat.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:47, 3 replies)
So he was buying a dead fish a *birthday* cake?Woah, man, that's deep.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:20, closed)
I never said it was dead.He could have had a tank under his arm.
That reminds me of another joke...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:28, closed)
Narf!*clicky*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:10, closed)
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