Absinthe
I'm not ashamed of this but worth telling anyway.

Picture the house, high end audio/visual gadgets all over, top of the range everything, midget butlers, porn on projectors, reclining chairs, space cake, pills etc...

Yep it was a mega house party I attended back in 2002.

Anyway, back to the topic in hand. A female stripper for the lads, a male one in a different room for the lasses.

The male stripper was a stripping virgin. Told everyone it was his first gig & IT SHOWED! He did the usual whipped cream/torso rubbing stuff.. did a little jig while getting nekkid... SO BORING. So he asked if we had any suggestions. Me being me decided to be bold & asked him if I could pour some spirits over his body & lick it off *worra feckin' slagbag eh*

So... the usual, martini, wine, vodka etc was liberally poured over him & we all had a taste.

I then suggested absinthe. Oops.

It was ok on his body.. until I suggested he put some on his tinkle. He did & said it felt kinda warming... THEN suggested I put some on my foo foo... so I tried it.. a damn good handful I will add. Hmm, felt kinda warm just like he'd said.

Fast forward 2 minutes & we hears 'ICE! ICE! GET ME SOME FECKIN' ICE! Oh Lord.. his tinkle had began to burn. My lady garden felt a bit like a prawn vindaloo too. Anyway, he got his ice, relieved his burning, gave me a kiss & said 'If only all girls were as mad as you' *not sure if that was meant as a compliment or not* but anyway, his gig was over & he left.

Next morning I awoke to a very hot itchy foo foo, couldn't remember any random nocturnal activity so didn't think much of it but 3 days later had to go to the doc with my hot problem & he diagnosed second degree burns to my foo foo & prescribed cream.

It all turns out the stripper had exactly the same problem too. His cock was burnt.

Oops. I burned someones cock. Ha!

So yeah, not majorly shame worthy or anything but quite funny. Poor lad, wonder if he did anymore stripping after that?
(sneezymonkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:14, Reply)