Having watched the beautiful...
bedtime story very late last night that is Saw V, has made me think...

Now my penis, when erect is strong and meaningful - it stands proud and to attention, with a bloated chest, if it had arms and hands it would beat it's little chest and shout arrrugaaa...

So my question, is, what would happen if it was in the vice like grip of a lesbian treating it as a gear stick - and pulled, neigh yanked full force to the ground - where would it split?
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:42, 5 replies)

You're a wrong un
mate...

That is fucked up... Though I imagine it would split at the base. I wonder if there's an audible *crack* too...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:48, closed)

That...
Caused a flinch from reading... I think my mind filled in the cracking noise
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:51, closed)

Ah yes...
...I remember the Orson Welles-esque voiceover on the trailer for that one saying, 'You won't BELIEVE how it ends!', prompting a passable OW impression of my own stating 'I didn't give a FUCK how it started. Or WHEN!'
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:17, closed)

I personally..
think they are utter clap trap, but I like to get hints for how to decorate my next torture room.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:40, closed)

The first one was great
it just seemed to take a downward slide after that. Law of diminishing returns I guess...
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:00, closed)