b3ta

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 15:41, Reply)

has anyone said b3ta yet?

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:19, Reply)

this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Nov 2022, 11:11, 5 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

JERRY SADOWITZ LIVE GIG AT THE APOLLO -
After getting kicked out of the Fringe for making the mistake of thinking it was a forum for jokes, legendary comic Sadowitz is playing the Apollo in London on Nov 15th.

Have you ever been kicked out of a forum for jokes for making the mistake of thinking it was a forum for jokes? Crack open photoshop and show us!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 10:13, Reply)

Who invented the skip?

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 13:38, Reply)

Semen Khaidenko

(Semen Khaidenko Semen Khaidenko, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 19:13, Reply)

Harry

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 9:30, Reply)

baro

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 8:19, Reply)

arseboon dilbaro

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 13 Oct 2022, 10:16, Reply)

What Question of the Week would you like to see on b3ta?
This is my idea for Question of the Week. It should fulfil all the criteria (not boring, not been asked before as a QOTW, fun to answer) and should generate enough suggestions for brilliant QOTWs that you won't need to ask for suggestions again for years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 7 months ago)

Malcolm Ecstasy is a camel knobber

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Mar 2022, 20:12, Reply)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 15:10, 4 replies, latest was 10 months ago)

hello

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 11:25, 4 replies, latest was 10 months ago)

posh people that wear white socks with black shoes

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 16:31, Reply)

can we have drimble back please?

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 14:32, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

arseboon dilbaro

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 13:49, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

Pushing that prick down the board

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 10 Mar 2021, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

What's your most tenuous connection to a minor celebrity?
Perhaps your mate's cousin went to primary school with the drummer from Shed Seven, or your bastard half-brother was sentenced to three months for stalking an actress who was in Eastenders in 1994. What's your most desperate and pathetic claim to fame-by-association?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:50, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

a different question
but feel free to ban anyone that answers it
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 16:02, Reply)

Comedy libel.

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 27 Aug 2020, 12:04, Reply)

Did you threaten to overrule him?

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 19:59, Reply)

Summer holiday tales

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 17 Aug 2019, 12:34, Reply)

Delete threads that don't get posts.

(Tugnut Siberian Mushroom Santa (Rasputin's Brother), Tue 9 Jul 2019, 19:24, Reply)

You have 0 friends and 1 fan. Would you like to add more friends?

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 29 May 2019, 22:31, Reply)

Can we do this again?
https://b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 3 May 2019, 9:48, Reply)

Star Wars.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 18:32, Reply)

anuses
everyone has one. tell us a funny story about yours or someone elses
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 9:46, 13 replies, latest was 4 years ago)

R Kelly
Tell us a joke about popular R&B singer R Kelly.

For example:

Which R&B singer has a boat?
Oar Kelly!!!

Which R&B singer is a pirate?
Arrrr Kelly!!!

Which R&B singer is a fictional humanoid creature that is part of a fantasy race akin to goblins?
Orc Kelly!!!

Which R&B singer is really scary?
Argh Kelly!!!

Which R&B singer is a Scottish comic strip published in the D.C. Thomson newspaper The Sunday Post?
Oor Kullie!!!

alright Rob, when you read this in 5 months.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:01, 19 replies, latest was 4 years ago)

Should we ever run QOTW again?
Maybe you got bullied off the site and left 5evar. Perhaps the comedy libel or doxxing was all too much for you. Maybe you're one of those awful /talk trolls who did the bullying. Or perhaps you're dozer. Tell uncle rob all you are woe's and help us decide whether or not QOTW is worth briefly resurrecting once every 6 months. Most popular answer when it gets suddenly shut down wins a plush Furtive.
(97800, Sun 3 Feb 2019, 14:42, 1 reply, 4 years ago)

credulous nincompoops
tell us about the conspiracy theorist, alternative medicine, ghost believer Tory voter in yr life.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 24 Jan 2019, 17:57, Reply)