Question of the Week suggestionsEach week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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What Question of the Week would you like to see on b3ta?This is my idea for Question of the Week. It should fulfil all the criteria (not boring, not been asked before as a QOTW, fun to answer) and should generate enough suggestions for brilliant QOTWs that you won't need to ask for suggestions again for years.
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What's your most tenuous connection to a minor celebrity?Perhaps your mate's cousin went to primary school with the drummer from Shed Seven, or your bastard half-brother was sentenced to three months for stalking an actress who was in Eastenders in 1994. What's your most desperate and pathetic claim to fame-by-association?
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You have 0 friends and 1 fan. Would you like to add more friends?(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 29 May 2019, 22:31,
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anuseseveryone has one. tell us a funny story about yours or someone elses
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 9:46,
13 replies,
latest was 3 years ago)
R Kelly Tell us a joke about popular R&B singer R Kelly.
For example:
Which R&B singer has a boat?
Oar Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is a pirate?
Arrrr Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is a fictional humanoid creature that is part of a fantasy race akin to goblins?
Orc Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is really scary?
Argh Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is a Scottish comic strip published in the D.C. Thomson newspaper The Sunday Post?
Oor Kullie!!!
alright Rob, when you read this in 5 months.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:01, 19 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Should we ever run QOTW again?Maybe you got bullied off the site and left 5evar. Perhaps the comedy libel or doxxing was all too much for you. Maybe you're one of those awful /talk trolls who did the bullying. Or perhaps you're dozer. Tell uncle rob all you are woe's and help us decide whether or not QOTW is worth briefly resurrecting once every 6 months. Most popular answer when it gets suddenly shut down wins a plush Furtive.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2019, 14:42, 1 reply, 4 years ago)
credulous nincompoopstell us about the conspiracy theorist, alternative medicine, ghost believer Tory voter in yr life.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 24 Jan 2019, 17:57,
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fuck off dozers(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 13:22,
2 replies,
latest was 4 years ago)
Pato Banton.(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:08,
4 replies,
latest was 4 years ago)
What shouldn't we ask in a QOTW?(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 6 Dec 2018, 18:23,
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Have you ever tried to perform some routine maintenance, only for it all to go tits up and make everything go wrong?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:38,
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What's the stupidest or most monumental bet/dare you've ever taken part in?(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 13:45,
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4 years ago)
Stole the gift from Santa? Get the bullet into head.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 19:25,
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Ever wanked so much that it made you question your life decisions?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 18:42,
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