Pushing that prick down the board

(The Porcupine From Purgatory, Wed 10 Mar 2021, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)

What's your most tenuous connection to a minor celebrity?
Perhaps your mate's cousin went to primary school with the drummer from Shed Seven, or your bastard half-brother was sentenced to three months for stalking an actress who was in Eastenders in 1994. What's your most desperate and pathetic claim to fame-by-association?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:50, 2 replies, latest was 4 months ago)

a different question
but feel free to ban anyone that answers it
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 16:02, Reply)

Comedy libel.

(b3ta.com/talk LEAVE KANYE OUT OF THIS, Thu 27 Aug 2020, 12:04, Reply)

Did you threaten to overrule him?

(b3ta.com/talk LEAVE KANYE OUT OF THIS, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 19:59, Reply)

Summer holiday tales

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 17 Aug 2019, 12:34, Reply)

Delete threads that don't get posts.

(Tugnut Meth on toast., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 19:24, Reply)

You have 0 friends and 1 fan. Would you like to add more friends?

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 29 May 2019, 22:31, Reply)

Can we do this again?
https://b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 3 May 2019, 9:48, Reply)

Star Wars.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 18:32, Reply)

anuses
everyone has one. tell us a funny story about yours or someone elses
( cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 9:46, 13 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

R Kelly
Tell us a joke about popular R&B singer R Kelly.

For example:

Which R&B singer has a boat?
Oar Kelly!!!

Which R&B singer is a pirate?
Arrrr Kelly!!!

Which R&B singer is a fictional humanoid creature that is part of a fantasy race akin to goblins?
Orc Kelly!!!

Which R&B singer is really scary?
Argh Kelly!!!

Which R&B singer is a Scottish comic strip published in the D.C. Thomson newspaper The Sunday Post?
Oor Kullie!!!

alright Rob, when you read this in 5 months.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:01, 19 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Should we ever run QOTW again?
Maybe you got bullied off the site and left 5evar. Perhaps the comedy libel or doxxing was all too much for you. Maybe you're one of those awful /talk trolls who did the bullying. Or perhaps you're dozer. Tell uncle rob all you are woe's and help us decide whether or not QOTW is worth briefly resurrecting once every 6 months. Most popular answer when it gets suddenly shut down wins a plush Furtive.
(97800, Sun 3 Feb 2019, 14:42, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

credulous nincompoops
tell us about the conspiracy theorist, alternative medicine, ghost believer Tory voter in yr life.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 24 Jan 2019, 17:57, Reply)

Really, are all bandwagons shit?

( gub~gub established board noob, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 3:28, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 13:22, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Pato Banton.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:08, 4 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

alright/cheers

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:34, Reply)

What shouldn't we ask in a QOTW?

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 6 Dec 2018, 18:23, Reply)

Have you ever tried to perform some routine maintenance, only for it all to go tits up and make everything go wrong?

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