Question of the Week suggestions
Each week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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What's your most tenuous connection to a minor celebrity?
Perhaps your mate's cousin went to primary school with the drummer from Shed Seven, or your bastard half-brother was sentenced to three months for stalking an actress who was in Eastenders in 1994. What's your most desperate and pathetic claim to fame-by-association?
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b3ta tosh, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:50,
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latest was 5 weeks ago)
a different question
but feel free to ban anyone that answers it
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 16:02,
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Comedy libel.
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dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 27 Aug 2020, 12:04,
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Did you threaten to overrule him?
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dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 19:59,
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Summer holiday tales
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 17 Aug 2019, 12:34,
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Delete threads that don't get posts.
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Tugnut Meth on toast., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 19:24,
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You have 0 friends and 1 fan. Would you like to add more friends?
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 29 May 2019, 22:31,
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Can we do this again?
https://b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 3 May 2019, 9:48,
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Star Wars.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 18:32,
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anuses
everyone has one. tell us a funny story about yours or someone elses
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cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 9:46,
13 replies,
latest was 2 years ago)
R Kelly
Tell us a joke about popular R&B singer R Kelly.
For example:
Which R&B singer has a boat?
Oar Kelly!!!Which R&B singer is a pirate?
Arrrr Kelly!!! Which R&B singer is a fictional humanoid creature that is part of a fantasy race akin to goblins?
Orc Kelly!!! Which R&B singer is really scary?
Argh Kelly!!! Which R&B singer is a Scottish comic strip published in the D.C. Thomson newspaper The Sunday Post?
Oor Kullie!!! alright Rob, when you read this in 5 months.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:01,
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latest was 2 years ago)
Should we ever run QOTW again?
Maybe you got bullied off the site and left 5evar. Perhaps the comedy libel or doxxing was all too much for you. Maybe you're one of those awful /talk trolls who did the bullying. Or perhaps you're dozer. Tell uncle rob all you are woe's and help us decide whether or not QOTW is worth briefly resurrecting once every 6 months. Most popular answer when it gets suddenly shut down wins a plush Furtive.
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97800, Sun 3 Feb 2019, 14:42,
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2 years ago)
credulous nincompoops
tell us about the conspiracy theorist, alternative medicine, ghost believer Tory voter in yr life.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 24 Jan 2019, 17:57,
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Really, are all bandwagons shit?
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gub~gub established board noob, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 3:28,
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2 years ago)
fuck off dozers
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 13:22,
2 replies,
latest was 2 years ago)
Pato Banton.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:08,
4 replies,
latest was 2 years ago)
alright/cheers
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:34,
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What shouldn't we ask in a QOTW?
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 6 Dec 2018, 18:23,
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Have you ever tried to perform some routine maintenance, only for it all to go tits up and make everything go wrong?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:38,
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What's the stupidest or most monumental bet/dare you've ever taken part in?
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 13:45,
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2 years ago)
Stole the gift from Santa? Get the bullet into head.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 19:25,
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Ever wanked so much that it made you question your life decisions?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 18:42,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 15:14,
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Ever been on a protest march or demonstration?
Were you a hunt sab or a fascist activist? Tales of your attempts to change an (in your eyes) unjust society.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 11:00,
2 replies,
latest was 3 years ago)
Where is the toilet please?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 15:06,
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Were you sexually abused as a child?
Tell the press. You could be in for a reward.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 18:32,
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Anyone got an amusing anecdote about anything at all?
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:18,
2 replies,
latest was 3 years ago)
Are you ready for Christmas yet?
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Tha D O Z, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 7:27,
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Oh yes man
Anyone I was mates with when I first started on B3TA twelve years ago was ace.
Where have they gone?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:52,
2 replies,
latest was 3 years ago)
Might as well start a christmas themed one now, eh?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:21,
1 reply,
3 years ago)
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