Question of the Week suggestionsEach week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
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rob 8===w=), Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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anuseseveryone has one. tell us a funny story about yours or someone elses
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cumquat may this is a tribute to the best sig in the world, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 9:46,
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latest was 1 day ago)
R Kelly Tell us a joke about popular R&B singer R Kelly.
For example:
Which R&B singer has a boat?
Oar Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is a pirate?
Arrrr Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is a fictional humanoid creature that is part of a fantasy race akin to goblins?
Orc Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is really scary?
Argh Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is a Scottish comic strip published in the D.C. Thomson newspaper The Sunday Post?
Oor Kullie!!!
alright Rob, when you read this in 5 months.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:01, 14 replies, latest was 3 days ago)
Should we ever run QOTW again?Maybe you got bullied off the site and left 5evar. Perhaps the comedy libel or doxxing was all too much for you. Maybe you're one of those awful /talk trolls who did the bullying. Or perhaps you're dozer. Tell uncle rob all you are woe's and help us decide whether or not QOTW is worth briefly resurrecting once every 6 months. Most popular answer when it gets suddenly shut down wins a plush Furtive.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2019, 14:42, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)
credulous nincompoopstell us about the conspiracy theorist, alternative medicine, ghost believer Tory voter in yr life.
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bent reznor after the pee and poo has landed, Thu 24 Jan 2019, 17:57,
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fuck off dozers(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 13:22,
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latest was 3 months ago)
Pato Banton.(
bent reznor after the pee and poo has landed, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:08,
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latest was 2 months ago)
What shouldn't we ask in a QOTW?(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 6 Dec 2018, 18:23,
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Have you ever tried to perform some routine maintenance, only for it all to go tits up and make everything go wrong?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 13:38,
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What's the stupidest or most monumental bet/dare you've ever taken part in?(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 13:45,
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7 months ago)
Stole the gift from Santa? Get the bullet into head.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 19:25,
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Ever wanked so much that it made you question your life decisions?(
Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 18:42,
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Ever been on a protest march or demonstration?Were you a hunt sab or a fascist activist? Tales of your attempts to change an (in your eyes) unjust society.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 11:00,
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latest was 1 year ago)
Where is the toilet please?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 15:06,
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Were you sexually abused as a child?Tell the press. You could be in for a reward.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 18:32,
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Anyone got an amusing anecdote about anything at all?(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:18,
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latest was 1 year ago)
Oh yes manAnyone I was mates with when I first started on B3TA twelve years ago was ace.
Where have they gone?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:52,
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latest was 1 year ago)
Might as well start a christmas themed one now, eh?(
GeordieJay ... it's very tricky, Karen, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:21,
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1 year ago)
Have you put something on top of another thing?Don't tell us, we're not interested.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 21:58,
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have you ever bought any discounted food items from a supermarket?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 14:13,
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latest was 1 year ago)
Is it OK to sexually harrass a paedophile? (, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 0:36, 6 replies, latest was 1 year ago)
Tell us why you think YOU should be the next Top Mod of /QFTW(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 12:25,
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latest was 1 year ago)
Tales of the Unemployed Have you ever spent any time on the rock n' roll? How did you pass the time? Perhaps you know a terminally unemployed life loser, shock us with tales of their immense flat screen TVs and generous state benefits entitlements!
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Does anyone remember that stupid old flash thing,with a bunch of MPs from around the turn of the century, some music, and some disco lights? I think it featured Blair, Hague and Widdecombe among others. What was that called, and does anyone still have a link to it? Tried googling it and got nowhere.
Not a story question, but qotw is dead so I figured it couldn't hurt to ask something I kinda actually want to know.
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what made you crythe last time you cried?
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 22:33, 4 replies, latest was 1 year ago)
The first time you paid for companyWhat happened the first time you dealt with a lady or gentleman of the night or if you never have, tells us about the interesting antidote or tale of disaster from your “friends” first encounter.
Sex sells baby, time to reserect QOWT!
(, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 6:58, 3 replies, latest was 1 year ago)
What is your dad's favourite film?If you're not sure, ask him, then post it here. No? Fuck you then. Why don't YOU come up with something better? Cunt.
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Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 9:46,
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