Random Acts of Evil
Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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An acquaintance's father
Is a former royal marine. Whenever somebody irritates him, he doesn't do anything. But he writes down their details in a little book he carries with him.
18 months later, to the day, he goes round their house and slashes their tires.
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:35, 23 replies)
Is a former royal marine. Whenever somebody irritates him, he doesn't do anything. But he writes down their details in a little book he carries with him.
18 months later, to the day, he goes round their house and slashes their tires.
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:35, 23 replies)
are you sure he was a marine
and not just a passive-aggressive cunt?
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:00, closed)
and not just a passive-aggressive cunt?
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:00, closed)
I don't understand, does he still secretly work for the government who give him the intel on everyone who annoys him?
He must also go on special ops like commando rolling into the kitchen to get a cup of tea and shit like that
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:39, closed)
He must also go on special ops like commando rolling into the kitchen to get a cup of tea and shit like that
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:39, closed)
Also if he doesn't do anything why does he slash their tires whatever they are
there's alot of holes in this tall story of yours Matj
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:41, closed)
there's alot of holes in this tall story of yours Matj
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:41, closed)
Ach
Nobody said qotw was supposed to be accurate. This is something told to me by someone I met twice while drunk. It doesn't even fit too well, but I'm drunk again so I don't really care.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:56, closed)
Nobody said qotw was supposed to be accurate. This is something told to me by someone I met twice while drunk. It doesn't even fit too well, but I'm drunk again so I don't really care.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:56, closed)
All that military training wasted then.
Unarmed combat, Naahhh. I'd rather sneak around like some OAP Ninja destroying peoples property rather than facing them direct.
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:39, closed)
Unarmed combat, Naahhh. I'd rather sneak around like some OAP Ninja destroying peoples property rather than facing them direct.
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:39, closed)
I have read Sun Tzu
Multiple times. As far as I can recall, this bears almost no relation to anything he says. In fact: "While we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen to be associated with long delays".
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:58, closed)
Multiple times. As far as I can recall, this bears almost no relation to anything he says. In fact: "While we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen to be associated with long delays".
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:58, closed)
From "The Art of War"
"In order to defeat your enemy - take note of their name, wait a judicious time period and then disable their means of transport by injuring their horse or sabotaging their cart-wheels."
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:13, closed)
"In order to defeat your enemy - take note of their name, wait a judicious time period and then disable their means of transport by injuring their horse or sabotaging their cart-wheels."
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:13, closed)
Friend of a friend urban myth is an urban myth.
More news at meh.
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:55, closed)
More news at meh.
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:55, closed)
Of all the internet hard men,
this has to be the least hard. Couldn't he, just once, decapitate his enemy's automobile, and chuck it in a bin?
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:13, closed)
this has to be the least hard. Couldn't he, just once, decapitate his enemy's automobile, and chuck it in a bin?
( , Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:13, closed)
Isn't that just being an anonymous wuss?
Honestly I would've left out the bit about him being a Royal Marine (maybe substituted it for "a bit of a cunt").
As I suggested earlier I imagine most of his unit and CO wouldn't be too proud to call him friend or compatriot if they knew that was how he behaved.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 5:00, closed)
Honestly I would've left out the bit about him being a Royal Marine (maybe substituted it for "a bit of a cunt").
As I suggested earlier I imagine most of his unit and CO wouldn't be too proud to call him friend or compatriot if they knew that was how he behaved.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 5:00, closed)
Then their flatmate's tyres get slashed
A workmate used to wonder why she would invariably encounter swearing, screaming, rude-gesturing drivers whenever she drove her landlady's Land Rover (she lived in a rural farm area). Turns out the landlady's son was QUITE a twunt and had offended all and sundry.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 8:14, closed)
A workmate used to wonder why she would invariably encounter swearing, screaming, rude-gesturing drivers whenever she drove her landlady's Land Rover (she lived in a rural farm area). Turns out the landlady's son was QUITE a twunt and had offended all and sundry.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 8:14, closed)
What if the car has been sold to someone else in the meantime?
Heaven forbid that people in the forces might be intellectually challenged in any way - but he does sound as thick as a Marine.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:23, closed)
Heaven forbid that people in the forces might be intellectually challenged in any way - but he does sound as thick as a Marine.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:23, closed)
This is a sad reflection of the neglect former servicemen have to endure.
PTSD is no laughing matter. I hope he gets the help he needs.
I don't think he's evil, or this is random but you're certainly a cunt for suggesting it.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:41, closed)
PTSD is no laughing matter. I hope he gets the help he needs.
I don't think he's evil, or this is random but you're certainly a cunt for suggesting it.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:41, closed)
I wonder if that's the guy...
... I kicked the shit out of about a year ago for trying to slash the tyres on someone's car outside my house?
( , Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:13, closed)
... I kicked the shit out of about a year ago for trying to slash the tyres on someone's car outside my house?
( , Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:13, closed)
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