
We'd been watching the Shining. We were staying in an old church building. In hindsight, taking the shortcut home after midnight, in the mist, through the old graveyard was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what started it, but suddenly all the hairs on my neck had gone up and I was crapping myself. It was almost as bad as when, after a few cups of coffee too many and buzzing on caffeine, I got freaked out by my own reflection in the toilets.
When were you last really scared?
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43)
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for my friend's 11th birthday, she had a sleepover where we watched several movies in her conservatory. One of these movies was the ever-popular 'IT'.
As mentioned before, scary movies don't bother me now and didn't back then either, even if they do have scary clowns. But the others were crapping themselves, and I particularly noticed the girl next to me freezing up, even though she wasn't watching the screen. Then I became aware that everyone was very quiet, not moving, and staring at the door to the house. So, following their gaze, I saw a dark figure standing in the unlit doorway, not moving.
I'll admit, I was bloody terrified, until my logic chip kicked in. What was more likely? - an evil serial killer clown leaping into reality, or, as I suddenly realised, my friend's mum...
Way too good an opportunity to miss, I screamed: "Hello Mrs Smith*"
*my friend's mum's name, of course
Despite the obvious and innocuous statement, the pitch made all ten or so girls scream like idiots, until they realised what I'd actually said.
Good times.
( , Fri 23 Feb 2007, 8:46, Reply)
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