Long Flight, Bad Food
This is the closest thing to a regret I ever had. When I was a lil' lad of just 12 my parents decided to fly my brother and I to germany for 3 weeks to stay with some family friends. Great time there, went to theme parks met people played some weird german form of bowling. I still dont know what it is called.

Anyway, On the trip back we got the kiddy inflight dinners. Mine was delicious whereas my brother had what appeared to be green sausages. Me being 12 and hungry said "don't worry, i'll eat them" And i did, they were a little dry.

Afterwards though I had the worst bowel movements ever, I spent the rest of the flight with a blanket over me to keep the smell of my delightful farts in. 20 Minutes before landing my brother and I were moved up to first class (being younger kids we needed looking after)

So i was sitting in first class, farting like my mother and sweating like my father. And a short 5 minutes before landing i had the largest power vomit into those handy vomit bags you have ever seen. I felt a lot better after i filled up that bag.

So my biggest regret was ever eating airline food, never again (I know the question is a "not doing - regret" but i think this counts)
( faultykyle, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:59, Reply)