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"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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Lesbians IRL are never as good as you think they should be
The first time I met 'The cow' [names changed to protect me from being sued/pursued] was when I was at Uni and working at a petrol station, weekends, to earn a bit of extra money. she was sweet natured, cheerful and very friendly. we got on like like the proverbial house aflame.

we worked adjacent shifts, so I often took over from her, or she took over from me. as it was the weekend, we rarely saw the boss.

we had a flirty thing going on, nothing serious, but she was coming on to me and I actually liked going into work knowing she would be there to cheer up the beginning or end of my shift.

Long story short, she had only been there about a month before she started nicking goods and cash. for the next few months I was (unknowingly) under suspicion of stealing (we both were) and shortly after that she was sacked.

Now, you'll have to take my word for it, but I never stole anything from that place... not a single £1, not even a tube of smarties.
so it was quite a shock when the cows GIRLFRIEND came and started harassing me at work, to the extent that I had to phone the police to get her out of the place, it was a big shock. The Cow's GF accused me of thieving, and passing it off onto poor innocent Cow. After two weeks of threats, I had to get moved to another petrol station to avoid the cow's GF disrupting business [and scaring the shite out of me]

Lesbians IRL are evil, scary bitches
(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:01, 3 replies)
Well, not all of them
I have fond memories of a 19-year-old lesbian poppet who decided to see "how the other half live", and for some unfathomable reason chose me as the target of her hetero-curiousity. I admit that I didn't manage to "turn" her, but it was a lot of fun trying!

especially since I was 35 at the time...
(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:50, closed)
Did you get the stains out of the seats of your Accord?
(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:14, closed)

Q: What does a lesbian bring on the second date?

A: Her furniture.

At first I thought a friend of mine had an unerring instinct to shack up with psychotic Fatal Attraction types, but no, it seems o be a pattern. Mind you I wish I could have pulled chicks as hot (perhaps without the evil scary stuff). Portia and Ellen are as realistic as Posh and Becks.
(, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 2:20, closed)

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