Pea-roasted with extra gravy.
Few years ago I was showing a young English bloke around our lovely state.
Paul was his name. (If he's on here you may hear him have a chuckle @ the following story.)
I decided to take him down to a friends house in Busso on the coast for some sun-soaked days of hard drinking and smoking ourselves silly. I had the time off work, some readdies, a big bag-o-green and my trusty baby-poo yellow "fastback" Corolla to get us there.
Off we go waving goodbye to the missus. A couple of minutes after getting on the freeway headed south there is an almighty bang from under the bonnet. Over I pull, pop the hood and there is oil everywhere and no more "pop in cap" on the rocker cover. Fuck.
Paul seems a bit dismayed and appears to be think that we'll be limping home. Bugger that!
Now undue pressure in the rocker cover ain't good - even I know that. But I would not be dettered. Here's the bodge - I got some towel, soaked it in oil and fastened it to the rocker cover with an o-ring. My theory being that the oil on the rag would form a seal due to surface tension. Paul watched on a little nervously as I said "Nah, she'll be right" and gunned the engine. Tada - it worked. No oil and I think the engine even breathed a bit better!
When we got to Busselton (a good couple of hours drive away) I found another rocker cover @ a wreckers (with a screw on cap) for $20, swapped them over, fixed the problem - the breather tube from the airfilter to the rocker cover was as blocked as my arteries. Then Paul & I got stuck into a week of inebriated and stoned hedonism - drank every pub dry and glutted ourselves at many restaurants. From memory we even ate @ MickeyDs!
Loved that Corolla and apart from a battery change that was the only grief I had from it - not bad for a car that was older than me!
EDITed for little bit of clarity.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:17, 3 replies)

So, your story is 'I went on the piss on holiday'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 7:18, closed)

& smoked a lot of pot & ate a lot of nice food (bar the MickeyD's which was a drunken late night decision)
Oh and drove an old car a couple of hundred kms. with nothing but an oily rag as the oil cap.
But yes AB you've precised my story quite succinctly - as you do so well.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 7:56, closed)

So, your reply is as mundane as all your other ones?

(Kip, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:02, closed)