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I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.

Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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This place in America...
I got posted there for my new job. When I arrived, the first person I saw was lying dead in the road and being eaten by the local wildlife. I heard a noise behind me and these 3 really weird people were walking towards me. Well, I say walking, it was more of a shuffle...then from behind, someone grabbed my ankle and tried to bite me!

I put a bullet in his head yet that didn't deter the rest of them, and I tried shooting them but that barely slowed them down! I dived down a dark alley and next thing I know, I'm aiming at this cute little redhead with another one of those things behind her. She ducks and I drop him in one shot.

We dive out the alley and find a car to head to my office. As we're headed there, we exchange names and smalltalk, and I find out she's looking for her brother, who I assume is a resident in this place. We pull out in front of this petrol tanker as she finds a gun in the glove compartment. Suddenly, another one of those things dives out from the back seat as we approach a T-Junction. I miss the junction and we smash into a lamp-post. The thing goes through the windscreen and as we're checking for injuries, we have to dive out the car as the petrol tanker barrels into us and explodes!!

We get split up and I tell her to head to my office...and to cut a long story short, we meet up at the office and find out that a multi-national pharmaceutical company has released some sort of virus, which turned the locals into what they called zombies! We manage to escape with the only other survivor, a young girl.

After we escaped, I joined a government agency, and you really don't want to know where they sent me next!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:57, 1 reply)
So,
Had she figured out running and shooting at the same time by then?
(, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 1:34, closed)

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