Money-saving tipsI'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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Save money on condoms by simply turning them inside out and reusing. OR:
Save money on condoms by having a vasectomy
Save money on vasectomies by cutting your balls off with a stanley knife.
Save money on stanley knives by just sharpening a butter knife and calling it stanley.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:35, 4 replies)
Use 2 bricks(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:58, closed)
Doesn't that hurt?only if your thumbs get in the way
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:48, closed)
I'm just gonna go out on a limb hereand advise you not to waste money on a butter knife.
You're never going get laid anyway.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 2:26, closed)
You're madCondoms are available FOR FREE from any family planning clinic or your own doctor.
You soon get used to going in and asking for 'Some supplies'. The staff in there are (obviously) used to it. Just get over yourself and start saving literally pounds every year on your quarterly packet of three.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:41, closed)
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