Blackhead
Pretty digusting this one really. Not for the squeamish.

Minding my own business cleaning my teeth and my brother comes in and mentions I have awhopper nblackhead on my back on the shoulderblade. So being the perv he is, insists on squeezing it. He fails even with his nails and only manages to make it hurt like hell.

Move forward two months and what was a blackhead had become a small syst. Go to the doc and he says its ok, and if it worries me to go back and they will remove it.

move forward two months and the syst has got bigger and started to ache. Go to doc and he says he cant do anything untill the infection goes down. Thanks for that - bloody NHS.

move forward two weeks cyst is now moleste and pulsating. About 7-8 cms across, red angry and sore. can hardly move my arm and the cyst actual has pustules bursting out as my wife watched it. Gross.

Down to casualty and they give me 11 (count them 11!!!!!) locals anaesthetic shots around it and then they cut a 2 cm square hole in the top and drain it. Stinks to high heaven, and i bite through the pillow when they do it. They then basically seemed to use a spoon to gouge it out. Then pour Hydrogen Peroxide in the wound - nice - fizzy and cold!!

And then the good bit!!!! By the time it healed I had a wound that looked exactly I imagine the input hole of a bullet would look like. Especially when it was mentioned to women "accidently". Certainly cool and several women "expressed an interest" in seeing it. Of course being married I would never dream of doing so...........
(anthorin, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 11:50, Reply)