Scary? Odd? Mental? Yes!!!! [long]
I live at the end of a road, with mental neighbores.

I won't tell you about the wife swapping that goes on between all the houses, or the street fights, druggies or knife weilding brats with chav clothing and cars that appear to be nothing more than mobile beat boxes.. oh no, I'll tell you about the nice ones that live in houses attached to mine..

On one side, there's a couple who fight regularly (every night), he shout, she shouts, they throw and smash stuff against the interveining wall, then they start crying, go into their back garden for a ciggy, start shouting again, get told to shut the feck up by the Police(they are nextdoor but one), so they go inside and start having sex.. she's a screamer!!! Porky's Lassie has nothing on this girl! All of this happens between midnight, when they get back from the pub, and somewhere around 4am.. I'm usually more tired than them the next day! (lack of sleep you understand)

On the other side there is a family with three kids, they regulalry have orgies (not the kids) which means that I regulary have to fight for a parking space outside my garage (if I park in it I can't get out until they've done the money shots, sobered up, mopped up and left) and then there's used condoms thrown into my garden, loud music (cheesey pr0n flick stuff), screaming, laughing, moaning etc.. worse still, the bastards never invite me!!!

Photo's available on request.
(eight, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:05, Reply)