Not me laughing at others but others laughing at me
In Cornwall earlier this year, I'd just handed over a shiny £2 coin for an enormous ice cream. Two steps away from the parlour I put my tongue out for the first delicious lick of Cornish creamy goodness WHEN I WAS VICIOUSLY BITTEN BY A SEAGULL. ON THE TONGUE. My ice cream was covered in blood, my girlfriend, who span around to see what my yelp was for, sighed and said:

"What's wrong? Is it cherry sauce? Did you think it was raspberry?"

To which I replied:

"O. A 'eagull bi my thung"

Three Cornish children laughed at me in their thick accents as I stepped back to buy another one. I threw the ice cream at them but missed.
( MeekMan Trying to reinvent the toaster since, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:43, 11 replies)

I have read all of these posts
But this is the one that I am giggling at tlike a moron. Brilliant and click/
(prescottsflu infected you at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:54, closed)

Ha!
Curses! I shouldn't have been sipping tea when I read this! I now have to clean the keyboard!!!
( Vambo, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:15, closed)

Hehehe
I love it! my favourite so far.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:38, closed)

hahahahahaha
winner
( Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:34, closed)

by the way
were you in St Ives? The seagulls there are well known reprobates.


( Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:36, closed)

It was Looe Bay
Lovely place but for the flying knives they call gulls
( MeekMan Trying to reinvent the toaster since, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:53, closed)

Picked up the baby
and flew off never to be seen again. FFS.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:24, closed)

I live in St Ives and I'd just like to say that this is all completely true.
Many of my friends have been eaten by seagulls, and a gang of four of them once stole my car and drove it to Penzance, before smashing the windows and setting light to it.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 14:08, closed)

awesome!
Thank god our seagulls are shy in New Zealand, they'd never get that close to you here
(up_and_down, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:12, closed)

Maybe
but you have keas, who I've seen rip a car to bits.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 14:24, closed)

My God
That makes me want to Crysis-grip the next seagull I meet and drop-kick it in the nuts...

Cheeky fuckers.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:57, closed)