my friend's brother, warren
was training to be a teacher at a skanky school in north manchester. during one of his assessed classes, one of the kids leaned over and let out the longest knee trembler of a fart in the world.

the inspector did not laugh. the headmaster, who happened to be in the room, did not laugh. the kid did not laugh. amazingly, the other kids did not laugh.

warren, on the other hand, was bent double against the wall, tears pouring down his cheeks.

a few weeks later, having passed the course, he was interviewing for the job. there were 3 candidates in total. as they arrived, one of the children was being hustled into a police car. the female candidate got straight back in her car and left.

this left warren and the other. at the lunch, the other guy was chatting to the headmaster. he took a huge bite of his enormous sandwich, and mayonnaise and tuna squirted out of the other end and landed straight on the headmaster's shiny shiny shoes.

warren said you could literally see the headmaster thinking, fuck me, which idiot do i hire... the one who laughs at farts, or the one who can't even eat a sandwich??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:42, 8 replies)

thanks Ms Swipe
first teary chuckle I've had today.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:48, closed)

Well?
I need to know.......which one did he hire???
(Pork2311, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:53, closed)

Probably the one
who ran away.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:56, closed)

unbelievably
warren is still there, and is now head of english.

he's a legend, warren. he's my friend evie's brother, and they don't spoil a pair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:41, closed)

Fabbo
top office giggleage there
*clicky*
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:51, closed)

Just read it again
and laughed again...
ace
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:30, closed)

A click...
...for the last line.
(Armour Dillow, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:17, closed)

nice one
had me chuckling away in the office. have a click.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:42, closed)