Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
(
chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
« Go Back
Not someone I hate...Last year in the orchestra, we (the 'cello section) had our own little Secret Santa. I got a girl on third desk and went out and bought a cheapo little snowman that talked (shit I know). When she got it at the beginning of rehearsal (well, just before) she tried it, laughed and put it by the side of her seat. Halfway through the rehearsal, watching the conductor waiting to start Shostakovitch's 5th Symphony when a chorus of 'Jingle Bells' started up from the snowman because she accidentally kicked it. Everyone is stitches and her, face red trying to turn it off. Even the straight faced conductor laughed (a little).
Had to be there I suppose, just like you have to see the size of my penis
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:39, Reply)
« Go Back