Sexual Disasters
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
She missed her next period.
AMIRITE LADS, EH?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 13:41,
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<SpanishFly joke goes here>
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 13:42,
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Yeah, like any of his girlfriends has ever had a period.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 15:59,
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Well quite
Too fat to bleed
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:23,
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because she's 68
hahaha, yeah.
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$$ ✅, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 15:19,
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You dragged me away from World of Warcraft to tell me this?
Some people, honestly.
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.Yeti., Sun 22 Mar 2015, 19:03,
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luckily, as her form tutor, you were able to excuse her.
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Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:50,
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