How to make me flustered.

What you should do, right, is if you are a super hot saleswoman at a shop in Brighton, when I am paying for a vibrator for the other half, say to me with a smile and a wink 'Oh, that's a fantastic choice, I assure you'. I walked into the fucking door frame and knocked my glasses off on the way out of the shop I was so distracted by the thought.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:03, 9 replies)

You are Benny Hill AICMFP

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 May 2012, 11:09, closed)

Isn't that a little creepy?
Fair enough if a hot, nubile young thing is making the comment, but what if some 25-stone munter started implying that she had stuck this item up her growler/shitter? It would instantly put you off you new purchase.

Can you imaging of they started doing this in other shops? Maybe in Boots when you buy you haemorrhoid cream? Nice.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:19, closed)

Ha Ha! Brilliant!
I'm surprised you didn't knock over a stand or two.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:26, closed)

'Oh, that's a fantastic choice, I assure you'. I walked into the fucking door frame and knocked my glasses off on the way out of the shop I was so distracted by the thought

'Fancy a pint? I have four cans of Kestrel Super in my bag. Go on, have one'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:52, closed)

A can is
not a pint.

We''l have the fuckin' EU on you mate.
(username failed moderation, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:04, closed)

NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:33, closed)

If you're talking about She Says
Then I too have experienced the kerfuffle of being sauced by the assistant.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:42, closed)

Me too...
...and what's worse, was buying anal toys (with the then wife). We didn't specify who they were to be used on either, so both of us got a bit flustered...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:45, closed)

I guess the staff have "product familiarisation" sessions.
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OK, I'll stop thinking about that, now
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:15, closed)