SF dildo kicker
A mate of mine lived and worked in San Francisco for a while a few years ago and I went over there to visit him.

One night, returning from an evening on the piss in a state of advanced refreshment, we spotted a strange object in the centre of the street near his apartment. Closer inspection revealed this to be a large purple dildo, which was pointing skywards.

Childishly, I pointed and laughed at it, having never seen a large purple dildo pointing skywards in the middle of the street before. My mate, however, retreated up the street, took a run up and booted the dildo like he was trying to convert a try in an important Six Nations game.

I recall watching in amazement as the dildo sailed through the air and down the hill for what seemed like miles. Unfortunately, I didn't see where it landed, because I fell over laughing.
(square go, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:09, 2 replies)

So THAT'S where that came from!
I thought it was an Anal Probe that had fallen from a flying saucer...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:38, closed)

*snigger*

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:54, closed)