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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Hell, hell, hell
And another girl I was seeing. Well, she was quite petite and insufferably gorgeous. Before our first night together she'd remarked that she didn't have an arse. I've heard many a skinny girl say as such and figured I'd be treated to an arse akin to two cherries on a stem.

The night comes, I tear off her pants in a fit of triumph, and...

She really didn't have an arse. Just a mass of skin with a tiny slit right at the very bottom.

Then I realised I was looking at her front. Hahahahaha!

Actually thats not true. Turns out she had spina bifida.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:11, 14 replies)
Really shouldn't have laughed at that.

You're a bad bad person.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:12, closed)
oh lord
I'm so ashamed for laughing. lol, but I cannae help it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:11, closed)
you're going to Hull for that...
and so am I for laughing at it's excellence!

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:57, closed)
well done :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:00, closed)
spina bifida?
isn't that the stuff in yoghurt that's good for you?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:25, closed)
That just made me laugh out loud in a VERY silent office.

(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:22, closed)
then my work is done
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:12, closed)
I am pulling that out down the pub tonight. Total bloody genius. I only hope its true, for it will simply add to the tale.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:40, closed)
I had to google that :(
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:32, closed)

One way ticket to Hull

(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:21, closed)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:59, closed)
*has trouble breathing*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:22, closed)
sides were strained
by that one. You've started a coughing fit, I hope you're happy.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:47, closed)
But funny.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:55, closed)

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