Hell, hell, hell
And another girl I was seeing. Well, she was quite petite and insufferably gorgeous. Before our first night together she'd remarked that she didn't have an arse. I've heard many a skinny girl say as such and figured I'd be treated to an arse akin to two cherries on a stem.

The night comes, I tear off her pants in a fit of triumph, and...

She really didn't have an arse. Just a mass of skin with a tiny slit right at the very bottom.

Then I realised I was looking at her front. Hahahahaha!

Actually thats not true. Turns out she had spina bifida.
(GONEism, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:11, 14 replies)

hehe
Really shouldn't have laughed at that.

You're a bad bad person.
( rofl harris, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:12, closed)

oh lord
I'm so ashamed for laughing. lol, but I cannae help it.
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:11, closed)

you're going to Hull for that...
and so am I for laughing at it's excellence!

*click*
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:57, closed)

hahahahahahahahahaha
well done :)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:00, closed)

spina bifida?
isn't that the stuff in yoghurt that's good for you?
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:25, closed)

awesome
That just made me laugh out loud in a VERY silent office.

Bastard!
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:22, closed)

then my work is done
;-)
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:12, closed)

sweet
I am pulling that out down the pub tonight. Total bloody genius. I only hope its true, for it will simply add to the tale.
(Overdrive fucking loves you!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:40, closed)

Apologies
I had to google that :(
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:32, closed)

Hahahahaha

One way ticket to Hull

*clicks*
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:21, closed)

Hahahaha
*click*
(Taunting Lunatics Belming at you since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:59, closed)

Ahaha!
*has trouble breathing*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:22, closed)

sides were strained
by that one. You've started a coughing fit, I hope you're happy.
(furby, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:47, closed)

Sick.
But funny.
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:55, closed)