i was once watching neighbours years ago
Scott and charlene were kissing. Being a confused 6 yr old. I walked up to my mum and said

"Mum, why do the people in neighbours kiss like this?"

At which point i try to chew my mums jaw off.

( i tried to snog my mum)

Queue my mum pushing me back in a horribly confused matter, whilst my older brother collapsed in a fit of laughter.

Jeeze, ive only just remembered this and can only assume it was repressed for some reason...

*begins to twitch..

*begins to weep
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:35, 15 replies)

Ha ha ha!
I laughed so hard something inside went pop so I went *click*
(GirlOfTheWorld, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:46, closed)

0.0 That made ME feel uncomfortable and cringey
So god knows how you must feel every time that memory sufaces. Have a sympathy click.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:56, closed)

jesus
i've admitted to some shit on b3ta, but snogging my mum? I'll never admit to that. I wouldnt tell ANYONE that I snogged my mum.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:58, closed)

but you just have done.
erk./
( rofl harris, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 22:44, closed)

Christ
I have increased my normal level of repression to include this as well on your behalf.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:00, closed)

Wow...
You snogged your Mum.

I bet no other woman has ever compared...
( Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:22, closed)

*tried to*
...hang on...that doesnt sound right...

i mean i *tried* to snog my mum...

*shreiks*

*yelps*

*runs to the toilet to burn clothes and cry*

*weeps again*
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:35, closed)

Well
Once you come to terms with the fact that you DID snog your Mum, we can work through this.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:19, closed)

but i didnt snog my mum
I tried to

hangon - whats worse...??!

ive gone 20 odd years without having worry about this... no i feel i might be comitted :(
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:22, closed)

HA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Clicky cos I laughed so hard.
(Clarabelle is reverting to type on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:39, closed)

Snap
I did the same when I was little. And I'm a girl.
(DiscoStew, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:34, closed)

.......ahhhh.
so im not alone?

thankyou for this
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 15:03, closed)

Bah
I cringed.

Then I laughed. You poor bastard :) Have a click.
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:37, closed)

Supressed?
You have a brother and this has not been mentioned at every family gathering, sign of a new girlfriend, etc??
(Outtheresomewhere, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:22, closed)

i dont think it would go down well with my mum
plus i doubt he even remembers it.







i do :(
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 23:13, closed)