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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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i was once watching neighbours years ago
Scott and charlene were kissing. Being a confused 6 yr old. I walked up to my mum and said

"Mum, why do the people in neighbours kiss like this?"

At which point i try to chew my mums jaw off.

( i tried to snog my mum)

Queue my mum pushing me back in a horribly confused matter, whilst my older brother collapsed in a fit of laughter.

Jeeze, ive only just remembered this and can only assume it was repressed for some reason...

*begins to twitch..

*begins to weep
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:35, closed)
Ha ha ha!
I laughed so hard something inside went pop so I went *click*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:46, closed)
0.0 That made ME feel uncomfortable and cringey
So god knows how you must feel every time that memory sufaces. Have a sympathy click.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:56, closed)
i've admitted to some shit on b3ta, but snogging my mum? I'll never admit to that. I wouldnt tell ANYONE that I snogged my mum.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:58, closed)
but you just have done.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 22:44, closed)
I have increased my normal level of repression to include this as well on your behalf.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:00, closed)
You snogged your Mum.

I bet no other woman has ever compared...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:22, closed)
*tried to*
...hang on...that doesnt sound right...

i mean i *tried* to snog my mum...



*runs to the toilet to burn clothes and cry*

*weeps again*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:35, closed)
Once you come to terms with the fact that you DID snog your Mum, we can work through this.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:19, closed)
but i didnt snog my mum
I tried to

hangon - whats worse...??!

ive gone 20 odd years without having worry about this... no i feel i might be comitted :(
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:22, closed)

Clicky cos I laughed so hard.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:39, closed)
I did the same when I was little. And I'm a girl.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:34, closed)
so im not alone?

thankyou for this
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 15:03, closed)
I cringed.

Then I laughed. You poor bastard :) Have a click.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:37, closed)
You have a brother and this has not been mentioned at every family gathering, sign of a new girlfriend, etc??
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:22, closed)
i dont think it would go down well with my mum
plus i doubt he even remembers it.

i do :(
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 23:13, closed)

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