Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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HospitalI was in hospital once recovering from a broken foot and I was moved onto a ward with other ill peoples. Across from me was a man who was suffering with chronic constipation and according to him he hadn’t had a shit in weeks.
About a week later I was discharged, and as I was collecting my things together and a guy a few beds down from me started to have (what it looked like to me) a heart attack. Just then the bloke across from me started shouting the nurse saying that he needed a shit, but the bloke having a heart attack seemed more important to the medical establishment. Just as they all reached the dieing man, my constipated friend poked his hairy ass out of the bed and did a shite/blood/gunck-shit all over the floor, got back into bed a looked well chuffed with him self.
I went home that day a changed man.
And I have never been back into a hospital since.
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Mr Moo, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:45,
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