YAY!
This is the first Qotw which i've had a story for... and not just one

The best i'm afraid is not me but my mate:

Last year at uni he was feeling pretty low, homesick and such, and so he decided to get drunk on his own, yet without much money he set off to buy the cheapest vodka he could find, now don't ask me what he eventually bought, as it is rumoured that it actually had no name on the bottle, but it looked like vodka and he proceeded to drink the entire bottle.

Well, it did the trick, and with his new found confidence (read drunkeness) he decided to go clubbing alone.

As luck would have it he met a girl he used to go to school with and they ended up going back to hers, things were hotting up in the bedroom and both were stripped to their underware as hebegan to move his head further and further down her body (if you know what i mean).

As he reached his destination he thought "jesus, i dunno if i can go through with this, she stinks down here"... he soon realised the smell wasn't her as something began to trickle down his leg.

To avoid embarrasment he ran to the bathroom, but he didnt shit, instead, a large blob of gak (his words, not mine) about the size of his head simple fell out of his ass, it was every discusting colour you can imagine and smelt like it had died... it was his stomach!!!

He made his appologies and ran home, where he continued to shit blood for the rest of the night.

(oh no, its not over yet) AT first light he phoned his dad for help, his dad is actually a manager of a large factory where my mate works in the holidays, and for some reason his dad puts his phone on speaker phone and the entire factory heard the conversation!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:58, Reply)