Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Shiney moneyA barman said something about choking on money when I was drunk so I swallowed a fifty pence piece (old slightly bigger ones) to prove him wrong. No-one actually saw me and wouldn't believe I hadn't just hidden it. I forgot about it myself until about 2 weeks later sitting reading the loobrary mags I heard an almighty "ting" in the toilet. On examination spotted the 50p. Upon retrieval and clean it was the most shiney piece of the queens mint you can imagine. I then took it back to the original pub and paid it over the bar to the barman who had not believed I had swallowed it anyway so got some satisfaction from the (w)hole pointless affair.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 12:03, Reply)
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