Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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a soldiers talenot me.
My best mate is a soldier.
Whilst on excercise at a training base in southern england, they had to camp out for several days and do all sorts of brave soldiery things.
On this particular mission they had to pretend that there had been somesort of chemical attack, and wear protective gear full suit covering everything, and a gas mask)
So one soldier has to take a dump. My mate stands guard for him, whilst he lowers his suit and shits.
He pulls his suit on only to find runny shit going all over his face.
He had shat in his hood, and when he put it back on....oh dear!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 21:26, Reply)
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